Perrilloux no longer an ass. Now a 'Cock

Ryan Perrilloux has announced that he will be transferring to Jacksonville State, the Fighting Gamecocks of Alabama!

Perrilloux was finally dismissed from LSU after several chances provided by Mr. Miles. (By the way, how does Miles come out looking like a disciplinarian after giving Perrilloux 2323232 chances, while Urban is vilified for giving Hornsby one extra chance?)

After a hard fought recruiting battle between powerhouses Jacksonville St. and Alabama St., Perrilloux went with the Gamecocks, finally putting an end to the biggest recruiting battle the state of Alabama has ever been privileged to witness.

I'm personally more anxious to see how Bobby Reid will do at Texas Southern this season. Reid was the subject of the now infamous Mike Gundy, I'm a man, I'm 40! speech.

Anyway, Jacksonville St. head coach Jack Crowe hopes Perrilloux will learn the system quickly and step right in as the starter. This should be easy because, ironically enough, JSU's starter from last year, Cedric Johnson, was kicked off the team for violating team rules.

I'm sure Perrilloux will have no trouble fitting right in.