If you're a college athlete these days, it seems to be all the rage to go out and make a complete jackass out of yourself. Unfortunately for these morons, a suspension, or in severe cases, a dismissal from the team is a result.
These instances of tomfoolery seem to be more prevalent this year than in the past.
In honor of these grade A dumbasses, I've decided to make a team compiled completely of players that have been suspended or dismissed from their respective teams this upcoming season.
Offense
QB - Ryan Perrilloux - LSU - Dismissed
HB - Lance Smith - Wisconsin - Dismissed
HB - Leon Patton - Kansas St. - Susp. Indefinitely
WR - Josh Jarboe - Oklahoma - Dismissed
WR - JaJaun Spillman - Louisville - Dismissed
WR - Jeremy Childs - Boise St. - Susp. 1 Game
WR - Marques Wade - Arkansas - Susp. 2 Games
OL- Clint Boling - Georgia Tech - Susp. 1 Game
OL - Andy Christensen - Nebraska - Susp. Indefinitely
OL- Tyler Gray - UCLA - Susp. 4 Games
OL - Brandon Davis - Florida St. - Susp. 3 Games
Defense
DL - Brady Smith - Boston College - Dismissed
DL - John Gill - Northwestern - Susp. 1 Game
DL - Kevin Dixon - Nebraska - Dismissed
DL - Phillip Taylor- Penn St. -Dismissed
LB - Darius Dewberry - Georgia - Susp. 2 Games
LB - Jimmy Johns - Alabama - Dismissed
LB - Daniel Brooks - Tennessee - Dismissed
LB - Freddy Burton - Arkansas - Susp. 2 Games
DB - Jamar Hornsby - Florida - Dismissed
DB - Donovan Baldwin - Georgia - Susp. 1 Game
DB - Antonio Wardlow - Tennessee - Dismissed
Special Teams
P - Britton Colquitt - Tennessee - Susp. 5 Games
K - John Barker - Syracuse - Susp. Indefinitely
RS - Preston Parker - Florida St. - Susp. 2 Games
If you give me the guys on the list I guarantee you I will win some games. Of course, my program will be in the shits for letting a bunch of douche bags run wild, but isn't that what football's all about anyway?
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Ha Ha, this is one of the best post blogs I have seen. Jarboe is an idiot, too bad, he has potential to be ridiculously good.
Within a few months, it may be possible to make a list like this one that only includes Georgia Bulldogs.
So true about Georgia. I had to try really hard to limit how many Bulldogs I wanted to list.
Undisputed, you're right about Jarboe. He was one of the more highly touted recruits this past year. I'm sure he'll end up some where.
Hey man do you have any updates on Cornelius Ingrams injury? I hope its not a ligament tear.
Last I heard, CI was still awaiting the MRI results. It was first diagnosed as a knee sprain.
Chris Low of ESPN is in Gainesville, and he has reported than the injury is more serious than first expected.
I hope it's nothing too serious, CI will be a critical part to our offense this season.
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