My All-Powerful Rankings!

Alright guys, I know it's VERY early but I completed my rankings for this season. Since I know I'm absolutely right, I know there's no need to change them from now until the start of the season. Therefore, I will post them now.

I don't take the sand in the vagina way out and list only my top 25 like those assholes Forde, Schlabach and Maisel. I'm a REAL man, I list all 120 D-1 teams.

So I hope you enjoy, because this took a while and my wife is not happy with me for ignoring her the last few days.

Once the season starts, I'll update the rankings every week. Note that the next opponent does not necessarily mean the first week of the season. Some teams, like USC, actually have a bye week to start the year.

Rank	Team Name	Record	Next Opponent
1	Georgia Bulldogs	0-0	Georgia Southern
2	Oklahoma Sooners	0-0	Chattanooga
3	USC Trojans	0-0	@ Virginia
4	Florida Gators	0-0	Hawaii
5	Clemson Tigers	0-0	Alabama
6	Texas Longhorns	0-0	Florida Atlantic
7	West Virginia Mountaineers	0-0	Villanova
8	Missouri Tigers	0-0	Illinois
9	Ohio St. Buckeyes	0-0	Youngstown St.
10	Texas Tech Red Raiders	0-0	E. Washington
11	Illinois Fighting Illini	0-0	Missouri
12	Arizona St. Sun Devils	0-0	Northern Arizona
13	Wisconsin Badgers	0-0	Akron
14	Auburn Tigers	0-0	UL-Monroe
15	LSU Tigers	0-0	Appalachian St.
16	Wake Forest Demon Deacons	0-0	@ Baylor
17	South Florida Bulls	0-0	UT-Martin
18	BYU Cougars	0-0	Northern Iowa
19	Virginia Tech Hokies	0-0	East Carolina
20	Michigan St. Spartans	0-0	@ California
21	Alabama Crimson Tide	0-0	Clemson
22	California Golden Bears	0-0	Michigan St.
23	South Carolina Gamecocks	0-0	NC State
24	Texas A&M Aggies	0-0	Arkansas St.
25	Tennessee Volunteers	0-0	@ UCLA
26	Cincinnati Bearcats	0-0	E. Kentucky
27	Colorado Buffaloes	0-0	Colorado St.
28	Kansas Jayhawks	0-0	Florida International
29	UCLA Bruins	0-0	Tennessee
30	Rutgers Scarlet Knights	0-0	Fresno St.
31	Pittsburgh Panthers	0-0	Bowling Green
32	Purdue Boilermakers	0-0	Northern Colorado
33	Oregon St. Beavers	0-0	@ Stanford
34	Penn St. Nittany Lions	0-0	Coastal Carolina
35	Boise St. Broncos	0-0	Idaho St.
36	Oregon Ducks	0-0	Washington
37	Fresno St. Bulldogs	0-0	@ Rutgers
38	Tulsa Golden Hurricane	0-0	@ UAB
39	Utah Utes	0-0	@ Michigan
40	Mississippi St. Bulldogs	0-0	@ Louisiana Tech
41	North Carolina Tar Heels	0-0	McNeese St.
42	Oklahoma St. Cowboys	0-0	Washington St.
43	Michigan Wolverines	0-0	Utah
44	Houston Cougars	0-0	Southern
45	Kentucky Wildcats	0-0	@ Louisville
46	Indiana Hoosiers	0-0	Western Kentucky
47	Maryland Terrapins	0-0	Delaware
48	UCF Knights	0-0	SC State
49	Florida St. Seminoles	0-0	Western Carolina
50	Central Michigan Chippewas	0-0	Eastern Illinois
51	North Carolina St. Wolfpack	0-0	@ South Carolina
52	Miami(FL) Hurricanes	0-0	Charleston Southern
53	Virginia Cavaliers	0-0	USC
54	Navy Midshipmen	0-0	Towson
55	Ball St. Cardinals	0-0	Northeastern
56	Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets	0-0	Jacksonville St.
57	Arizona Wildcats	0-0	Idaho
58	Washington Huskies	0-0	@ Oregon
59	Ole Miss Rebels	0-0	Memphis
60	Memphis Tigers	0-0	@ Ole Miss
61	Arkansas Razorbacks	0-0	Western Illinois
62	East Carolina Pirates	0-0	Virginia Tech
63	Notre Dame Fighting Irish	0-0	San Diego St.
64	Boston College Eagles	0-0	Kent St.
65	Nevada Wolfpack	0-0	Grambling
66	Louisville Cardinals	0-0	Kentucky
67	Southern Miss Golden Eagles	0-0	UL-Lafayette
68	Nebraska Cornhuskers	0-0	Western Michigan
69	Florida Atlantic Owls	0-0	@ Texas
70	Bowling Green Falcons	0-0	@ Pittsburgh
71	TCU Horned Frogs	0-0	@ New Mexico
72	Connecticut Huskies	0-0	Hofstra
73	Louisiana Tech Bulldogs	0-0	Mississippi St.
74	New Mexico Lobos	0-0	TCU
75	Air Force Falcons	0-0	Southern Utah
76	Vanderbilt Commodores	0-0	@ Miami(OH)
77	Iowa Hawkeyes	0-0	Maine
78	Northwestern Wildcats	0-0	Syracuse
79	New Mexico St. Aggies	0-0	Nicholls St.
80	UTEP Miners	0-0	@ Buffalo
81	Stanford Cardinal	0-0	Oregon St.
82	Iowa St. Cyclones	0-0	South Dakota St.
83	Ohio Bobcats	0-0	@ Wyoming
84	Kansas St. Wildcats	0-0	North Texas
85	Louisiana-Monroe Warhawks	0-0	@ Auburn
86	Hawaii Warriors	0-0	@ Florida
87	Temple Owls	0-0	@ Army
88	Wyoming Cowboys	0-0	Ohio
89	Troy Trojans	0-0	@ Middle Tennessee
90	Washington St. Cougars	0-0	Oklahoma St.
91	SMU Mustangs	0-0	@ Rice
92	Minnesota Golden Gophers	0-0	Northern Illinois
93	San Diego St. Aztecs	0-0	Cal Poly
94	Kent St. Golden Flashes	0-0	Boston College
95	Duke Blue Devils	0-0	James Madison
96	San Jose St. Spartans	0-0	UC Davis
97	Marshall Thundering Herd	0-0	Illinois St.
98	Miami(OH) Redhawks	0-0	Vanderbilt
99	Baylor Bears	0-0	Wake Forest
100	Buffalo Bulls	0-0	UTEP
101	Northern Illinois Huskies	0-0	@ Minnesota
102	Western Kentucky Hilltoppers	0-0	@ Indiana
103	Western Michigan Broncos	0-0	@ Nebraska
104	Akron Zips	0-0	@Wisconsin
105	Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders	0-0	Troy
106	Toledo Rockets	0-0	@ Arizona
107	Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns	0-0	@ Southern Miss
108	North Texas Mean Green	0-0	@ Kansas St.
109	Army Black Knights	0-0	Temple
110	Syracuse Orange	0-0	@ Northwestern
111	Arkansas St. Red Wolves	0-0	@ Texas A&M
112	Rice Owls	0-0	SMU
113	UNLV Rebels	0-0	Utah St.
114	Tulane Green Wave	0-0	@ Alabama
115	Colorado St. Rams	0-0	Colorado
116	Utah St. Aggies	0-0	@ UNLV
117	UAB Blazers	0-0	Tulsa
118	Eastern Michigan Eagles	0-0	Indiana St.
119	Florida International Golden Panthers	0-0	@ Kansas
120	Idaho Vandals	0-0	@ Arizona