ESPN gets owned by yours truly

Mark Schlabach of ESPN released his early bowl predictions today. Too bad that was done over a month ago.

I'll list Mr. D-bag, Mark Schlabach's picks here. His choices will be in blue. I'll put my pics (the correct ones) in orange next to his. If Schlabach copied me and picked the same school, it will be in green. Each bowl pick will be followed by a quick assessment of Schlabach's dumb-assedness.

1. BCS Title Game- Georgia/ Florida vs. Ohio St./ Oklahoma - Owned.
2. Fiesta Bowl- Oklahoma/ Texas vs. BYU- He almost got it right.
3. Sugar Bowl- Auburn/Georgia vs. Texas Tech/ Illinois- Ass handed to him.
4. Rose Bowl- Wisconsin/ Ohio St. vs USC- Everybody and their mom agrees w/ USC.
5. Orange Bowl- Clemson vs. West Virginia- Blatant plagiarism on the part of Mark.
6. Capital One Bowl- Illinois/Wisconsin vs. Florida/LSU- Wrong.
7. Outback Bowl- Penn St./Michigan vs. Tennessee/Auburn-He might have got PSU right.
8. Cotton Bowl- Texas/ Missouri vs. LSU/ Alabama-Ownage.
9. Gator Bowl- Wake Forest vs. Notre Dame/ Cincinnati- Notre Dame???????
10. Sun Bowl- Oregon St. vs Texas A&M- He's trying real hard to be like me.
11. Holiday Bowl- Arizona St. vs. Missouri/ Texas Tech- So close.
12. Chick-Fil-A Bowl- Virginia Tech vs. Alabama/ South Carolina- Beamer vs. Spurrier is a much better match-up.
13. Liberty Bowl- Houston/ UCF vs. Ole Miss/ Tennessee- I hope Mark likes apples.
14. Alamo Bowl- Kansas vs. Michigan St./ Purdue- Halfway there.
15. Insight Bowl- Nebraska/ Colorado vs. Purdue/ Indiana- I almost feel sorry for him.
16. Music City Bowl- Miami(FL) vs. South Carolina/ Miss. St.-Come on, Randy Shannon v. Sylvester Croom....
17. Independence Bowl- Oklahoma St. vs. Miss St./ Arkansas- I admit, Arkansas might be a stretch.
18. Champs Sports Bowl- Florida St./ North Carolina St. vs. Michigan/ Penn St.- Ugghhh.....
19. Meineke Car Care Bowl- North Carolina vs. Pitt/ South Florida- How bad does he think USF will be???
20. Papajohns.com Bowl- Rutgers vs. Kentucky- Even Schlabach can pull one out of his ass.
21. Texas Bowl- Colorado/ Nebraska vs. UCF/ Tulsa- Mark Schlabach= Shit ruined.
22. Humanitarian Bowl- Maryland/ Virginia vs. Boise St.- Of course he would get Boise right.
23. Emerald Bowl- Boston College/ Maryland vs. California/ UCLA- Fuckin' wrong.
24. Las Vegas Bowl- Utah vs. Oregon/ California- Utah might surprise both of us and get a better bowl bid.
25. Hawaii Bowl- Nevada/ Fresno St. vs. UCLA/ Arizona-Doesn't Mark get paid to do this?
26. GMAC Bowl- Tulsa/ East Carolina vs. Central Michigan/ Nevada- His match up looks better, too bad it's horribly wrong.
27. St. Petersburg Bowl- South Florida/ Pitt vs. Memphis/ Houston- Pathetic.
28. Armed Forces Bowl- Southern Miss/ Memphis vs. TCU/ Air Force- This is getting ugly.
29. Congressional Bowl- Navy vs. Kent St./ Georgia Tech- It's kinda easy to get Navy right since they already accepted the damn bid.
30. International Bowl- Louisville vs. Miami(OH)/ Ball St.- There's no way Miami gets this bid over Ball St.
31. Motor City Bowl- Iowa/ Michigan vs. Ball St./ Central Michigan- Iowa???
32. New Orleans Bowl- Florida Atlantic/ UL-Monroe vs. ECU/ Southern Miss- I think he got me on this one. I'm still more awesome.
33. Poinsettia Bowl- Arizona/ Washington vs. Air Force/ Buffalo- He's sleeping on Buffalo.....
34. New Mexico Bowl- Fresno St./ Louisiana Tech vs. New Mexico/ FAU- Who cares?